*Copenhagen's most informative and offensive walking tour.
Life is too short for dry guides boring you with the uninspired stories and bland facts...
So make the most of your time in Copenhagen with our FREE walking tours - learn about Denmark with our unique brand of politically incorrect humor.
Go on laugh, at least you're not in Sweden!
The Copenhagen Introduction
When: 11am, Fri & Sat
Length: 90 minutes
Cost: Tips based/Free
On this FREE to join walking tour, we'll cover the biggest recipient of the unemployment benefit: the royalty.
From Biking Vikings to actual Vikings. Party king turned Drag Queen and the true stories behind fairy tales that do NOT feature a happy ending!
Highlights: Nyhavn, Amalienborg & Opera House
The Old Town Walk
When: 3 pm
Thurs, Fri, Sat
Length: 90 minutes
Cost: COMING SOON
Poltically Incorrect Free Tours will tell you why the Danes are the happiest country in the world (mostly because of antidepressants and beer).
We'll talk non-corrupt politicians (an oxymoron) and why Michael Jackson was banned from buying an amusement park in the city (though that should be obvious).
Highlights: Christiansborg, Carlsberg house, Jewish Museum, Tivoli.
Please note that booking is required.
Next to the Metro station
If you would like to book a private or personalised tour please contact us using the form below.
Frequently asked questions
What kind of comedy is it?
Offensive crude and politically incorrect. If you like getting informed and offended at the same time, you'll love the tours.
Do I have to book in advance?
Yes. Booking is currently free and it means I can manage the groups better, so please book!
Are you a big group?
For the free tour we've got a maximum of 8 people in a group as our guides work on tips. But please note I also do private tours, so send me a message and we'll figure something out.
Are kids welcome?
Of course. We will PG-13 most of our comments if needed, but generally kids enjoy the tours to the fullest.
What kind of tour is it?
These tours are exactly like the other free walking tours in Copenhagen, the difference is you'll be entertained and not bored to death.
Do I need to be fluent in English to understand the tours
You don't need to be native, but we do speak fluent fast English.